So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
We talked him into tasing himself.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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