Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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