did you get engaged???
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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