I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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