Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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