could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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