i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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