omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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