Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My breasts were aching with rage.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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