Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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