I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
God, I missed his penis.
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