i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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