i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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