Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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