I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
