Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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