The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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