She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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