Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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