Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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