scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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