at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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