It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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