how hairy? two words: wookie tits
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
The power of my boobs compel you
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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