I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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