hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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