you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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