it hurts more in the daytime
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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