I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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