You surviving the open bar?
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speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
NoShamevember. You game?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
