he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
God, I missed his penis.
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