tell your sister to shave her snatch
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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