Do you still have your period?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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