I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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