At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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