i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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