i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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