they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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