I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Randomize
