i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
