I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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