i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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