3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
