I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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