Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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