hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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