Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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