I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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