her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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