i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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