he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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